California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.

Fred Allen
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  2. We are seeds as well as parasites to the earth. We can either give or take, depending on our perception of growth. - Zephyr McIntyre

  3. God has, in fact, written two books, not just one. Of course, we are all familiar with the first book he wrote, namely Scripture. But he has written a second book called creation. - Francis Bacon

  4. If you are what you eat, you are what you see and hear. - E.a. Bucchianeri

  5. We are the ones we've been waiting for. - Colin Beavan

More Quotes By Fred Allen
  1. California is a fine place to live, if you happen to be an orange.

  2. All I know about humour is that I don't know anything about it.

  3. A group of people who individually can do nothing but as a group decide that nothing can be done

  4. It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

  5. Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission.

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